so that wasnt chicken after all
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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