So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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