NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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