When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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