Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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