Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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