hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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