I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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