He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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