No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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