just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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