You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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