This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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