Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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