brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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