Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I love how my cats smell like pot.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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