1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"