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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?

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  No. Take one for the team.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  my self respect just called, its having a good time without me

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He just called me juicy booty via text message.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work

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• (818): View more from California

  Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i need some food

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  Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

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