You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.