Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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