Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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