Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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