Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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