fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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