OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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