I love black thongs
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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