it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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