God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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