Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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