He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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