Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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