she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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