he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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