dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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