Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
