i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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