just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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