Grow some girl-balls and come out already
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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