If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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