everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.