Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.