Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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