You're my little dorito
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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