I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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