My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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