Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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