so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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