dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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