Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
