Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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