See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dating After Heartbreak
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.