READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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