I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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