Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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