You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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