Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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