You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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