Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think my vagina is haunted
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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