Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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