hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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