I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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